You don't want to be loaded down with alcohol, sugar, or caffeine. You need a serious beverage, not a punk soda.
"There's nothing quite as refreshing as a cool, crisp trademark dispute. It's a shame that NPR's hip, new version of Micro-Face couldn't appear alongside his own name on a can of soda. But then again, maybe he wouldn't want to be seen next that comic sans font. Still, the Brazeltons of The Bitter Housewife company forced Planet Money to finally understand trademark. For this alone, I'd give a ten star review if I could. I raise a Micro-Face Bitter Soda to you, Brazeltons! (Also I bought two cases. Big fan!)" - Kenny M.
"Although I side with my Planet Money colleagues on this trademark dispute, I do appreciate the pluckiness of the Bitter Housewife in grabbing the name. The soda is delicious by itself, or, if I may suggest, with a little Campari for more zip. Bravo Brazeltons!" - Robert Smith
Well, that was fun! We received more than 200 orders and we're sold out.
Crime-fighting is thirsty work!
You don’t want to be loaded down with alcohol, sugar, or caffeine. You need a serious beverage, not a punk soda like some of those sweet lemon-lime beverages.
The limited-edition Micro-Face Bitter Soda is a bold, bitter soda with thirst-busting abilities. It keeps you focused on the task at hand and doesn't dull your senses.
Micro-Face Bitter Soda is more than just bitterness though. It's made from whole ingredients, not flavorings, and contains no sugar or sweeteners. You'll taste dried cherries, fresh ginger, cinnamon, nutmeg, and a hint of cloves balanced with a crisp, bitter finish. Not for the weak of palate, but neither is crime-fighting.
Order your 4 pack today while supplies last.