Micro-Face Bitter Soda

Well, that was fun! We received more than 200 orders and we're sold out. 

The one and only original Micro-Face Bitter Soda!

Crime-fighting is thirsty work!

You don’t want to be loaded down with alcohol, sugar, or caffeine. You need a serious beverage, not a punk soda like some of those sweet lemon-lime beverages.

The limited-edition Micro-Face Bitter Soda is a bold, bitter soda with thirst-busting abilities. It keeps you focused on the task at hand and doesn't dull your senses. 

Micro-Face Bitter Soda is more than just bitterness though. It's made from whole ingredients, not flavorings, and contains no sugar or sweeteners. You'll taste dried cherries, fresh ginger, cinnamon, nutmeg, and a hint of cloves balanced with a crisp, bitter finish. Not for the weak of palate, but neither is crime-fighting. 

Order your 4 pack today while supplies last.

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